September172014

stagdogwolfandrat:

Me flirting: So do you think Dumbledore’s over protection of Harry to the point where it harmed more than helped him stemmed from a desire to compensate for being so careless about the life of his sister and abandoning his brother when he was supposed to be the head of the family?

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8PM
cognitivedissonance:

natalie-ann:

asmilinggoddess:

thefuuuucomics:

cognitivedissonance:

darthmobius:

cognitivedissonance:

I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for $0. #ThanksObama

LIES.
that came from taxes I paid.

Well, let my know how much I owe you and I’ll drop a few pennies in the mail. War comes from taxes you paid, and I personally dislike the amount I pay going for that… Maybe we should check “yes” or “no” on our 1040 forms this year for allocation of tax dollars.
I’m sorry you think I’m lying, but I’m not. I qualified for the Medicaid expansion under the ACA, which is partially funded through taxpayer revenue. I don’t think the IRS mailed you a letter saying, “Nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah! This year’s tax dollars went to pay for medicine for poor people mwahahaha!” Who knows? Maybe YOUR portion of tax dollars went to a Hellfire missile that took out a village in Afghanistan. Ooh, how exciting for you!
Comfort yourself with that thought as I use my inhaler, which I would not have been able to afford without the ACA.



#gonna need obamacare to afford treatment for that burn jackass

what the fuck is wrong with Americans who aren’t on board with free healthcare. I’m Canadian and I don’t care that I pay extra taxes so a little boy in Alberta can have open heart surgery, or an elderly man in Nova Scotia can get the heart medication he desperately needs. It’s called taking care of your people. I’m glad I pay so that people can have a good quality of life. It’s called being a decent fucking human being.

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cognitivedissonance:

natalie-ann:

asmilinggoddess:

thefuuuucomics:

cognitivedissonance:

darthmobius:

cognitivedissonance:

I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for $0. #ThanksObama

LIES.

that came from taxes I paid.

Well, let my know how much I owe you and I’ll drop a few pennies in the mail. War comes from taxes you paid, and I personally dislike the amount I pay going for that… Maybe we should check “yes” or “no” on our 1040 forms this year for allocation of tax dollars.

I’m sorry you think I’m lying, but I’m not. I qualified for the Medicaid expansion under the ACA, which is partially funded through taxpayer revenue. I don’t think the IRS mailed you a letter saying, “Nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah! This year’s tax dollars went to pay for medicine for poor people mwahahaha!” Who knows? Maybe YOUR portion of tax dollars went to a Hellfire missile that took out a village in Afghanistan. Ooh, how exciting for you!

Comfort yourself with that thought as I use my inhaler, which I would not have been able to afford without the ACA.

what the fuck is wrong with Americans who aren’t on board with free healthcare. I’m Canadian and I don’t care that I pay extra taxes so a little boy in Alberta can have open heart surgery, or an elderly man in Nova Scotia can get the heart medication he desperately needs. It’s called taking care of your people. I’m glad I pay so that people can have a good quality of life. It’s called being a decent fucking human being.

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8PM

edens-blog:

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

W O W

(Source: howtotrainyourdonger, via bbanditt)

5PM

breelifts:

socialjusticekoolaid:

Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part I)

The St Louis County Council wasn’t as bad as Ferguson’s Council, but still very few answers and virtually no accountability from the folks who unleashed unholy hell on the residents of Ferguson, following Brown’s murder. #staywoke #farfromover

KEEP POSTING I NEED TO KNOW! DONT STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS. IT IS NOT OVER!

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September162014
americanwizarding:

Dear Pieran Marshall,
The teachers and staff of the Randolph-Poythress Institute look forward to welcoming you back for your sixth year in just a few weeks. You have been assigned Room 36 in the Manor House, with Mr. Jeffrey Bollis as your roommate. Below, please find a confirmation of your class schedule. The rest of this packet includes your booklists and other notes from your teachers.

Magizoology EWE-1: MWF 9:00am-10:15amIndependent Study (Library): MWF 10:30am-11:45amHistory of Magic EWE-1: MWF 1:00pm-2:15pmSpecial Seminar -  South American Wizarding History: MW 2:30pm-3:45pm (Spring Only)Charms and Transfiguration EWE-1: TR 10:00am-11:45amSpecial Seminar - International Law: TR 12:30pm-2:15pmSpanish 2: TR 2:30pm-4:15pmFlight and Apparition R-5: F 4pm-5:30pm

Enjoy the rest of your summer!
Sincerely,
Marcus BanksDeputy Headmaster
PS: Mr. Marshall, while your efforts at breeding new and unusual salamanders in the hearth fire were, no doubt, appreciated by the other members of Woodbine House during last year’s uncommonly cold winter, I would caution you to remember that only registered varieties are allowed as pets, and no more than three can live comfortably in a fireplace the size of that in Manor House bedrooms. Kindly take the appropriate measures to avoid setting the building on fire. — Headmistress Blair
[X: Oatlands Plantation, Leesburg, VA]

americanwizarding:

Dear Pieran Marshall,

The teachers and staff of the Randolph-Poythress Institute look forward to welcoming you back for your sixth year in just a few weeks. You have been assigned Room 36 in the Manor House, with Mr. Jeffrey Bollis as your roommate. Below, please find a confirmation of your class schedule. The rest of this packet includes your booklists and other notes from your teachers.

Magizoology EWE-1: MWF 9:00am-10:15am
Independent Study (Library): MWF 10:30am-11:45am
History of Magic EWE-1: MWF 1:00pm-2:15pm
Special Seminar -  South American Wizarding History: MW 2:30pm-3:45pm (Spring Only)
Charms and Transfiguration EWE-1: TR 10:00am-11:45am
Special Seminar - International Law: TR 12:30pm-2:15pm
Spanish 2: TR 2:30pm-4:15pm
Flight and Apparition R-5: F 4pm-5:30pm

Enjoy the rest of your summer!

Sincerely,

Marcus Banks
Deputy Headmaster

PS: Mr. Marshall, while your efforts at breeding new and unusual salamanders in the hearth fire were, no doubt, appreciated by the other members of Woodbine House during last year’s uncommonly cold winter, I would caution you to remember that only registered varieties are allowed as pets, and no more than three can live comfortably in a fireplace the size of that in Manor House bedrooms. Kindly take the appropriate measures to avoid setting the building on fire. — Headmistress Blair

[X: Oatlands Plantation, Leesburg, VA]

(via pragmatique)

8PM

iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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5PM

So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.

God, what a Mary Sue.

I just described Batman.

http://adventuresofcomicbookgirl.tumblr.com/post/13913540194/mary-sue-what-are-you-or-why-the-concept-of-sue-is (via twerkinshield)

WILL AUTO-REBLOG FOREVER.

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5PM
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September152014

crash—bandicooch:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses photoset #2

more?

Set #3

Set #1

IM ON THE SIT SITS

8PM

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

(Source: mykingdomforapen, via crash--bandicooch)

8PM
rettaroo:

fiorinda-chancellor:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

It means that this is one of the best ways to pile up rocks and not have them fall down for a long time.

#i’m not saying it was architecture #but it was architecture (via life-of-a-fanatic)

rettaroo:

fiorinda-chancellor:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

It means that this is one of the best ways to pile up rocks and not have them fall down for a long time.

  (via life-of-a-fanatic)

(Source: zowieee, via grandpanacea)

8PM

sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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(via acciothat-superwholock)

8PM

sebastiangel:

mngwa:

bucksterbarnes:

imagine Bucky goes to have a blood test one time and the nurse can’t find a vein

and they’re like ‘are you sure it’s this arm you usually have blood taken from?? maybe i should try the other one’

and he just looks at them like 
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 (x)

‘sure if you can find it in a ravine in Europe somewhere’

(via acciothat-superwholock)

8PM

otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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